wife & grilfriend

Difference between wife & girlfriend
Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out, bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money, change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV, but most of time play with HP.
TV free for life, but HP, if you don't pay for the services it will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but handphone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding,
Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..
Last but not least....... .  
TV do not have virus, but HP yes......... .have VIRUS....... .......
so better choose TV

idea of mr. s.wardoyo